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Bikini Girls
Little girls in bikinis. Is this okay? Not okay? Should you even be reading this? Are we going to get arrested for talking about this? I am scared. Last week my friend Gita sent me an article about...
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Cuntree Mouse, City Mouse
Sometimes the cuntree mouse ventures into the city. My friend Gita and I decided to go shopping in Boston, an act I have not done in over 3 years. When I lived in NYC I kinda gave a shit what I wore,...
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The Hell Of High Heel Shoes
I do not wear high heel shoes. I am already borderline freakishly tall at 5’9” – so I have never needed an extra boost to loom over people to an even more extreme degree. Even barefoot I am taller than...
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The Internal Battle Of Borrowing
If you have a vagina, you have probably at one point in your life experienced the joy and drama of borrowing clothes from your friends. The amazing part of the lending process is when you are on the...
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Doing Stuff For Yourself Sucks
One of the many annoying things about having a young child is how much you have to do for them. I don’t mean the keeping them alive part, but dealing with all the stuff that they can’t do because they...
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I Know Why Skinny Is Beautiful
The most popular new fashion line for teenage girls is a brand called Brandy Mellville, where the clothes only come in sizes 0-2. What? That is like doll clothes?! Needless to say, wearing these ultra...
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Peer Pressure Boston Adventure
I used to be strong. I had never been susceptible to peer pressure. I was committed to my convictions, and believed in the validity of my perspective. And then something happened. Something that...
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My Beauty Routine
Wait… did you guys hear? Cindy Crawford actually got older over the past 20 years. HOW DARE SHE, THAT WENCH! Her un-retouched non-photoshopped pictures have surfaced, and no one knows what to think or...
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